Posted on Friday, 23 December 2011

“I like the pole and the hole, and right now I’m as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don’t you come over to my crib after school, and I’ll make your pinky aaaall stinky.” - Jerri Blank

“I like the pole and the hole, and right now I’m as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don’t you come over to my crib after school, and I’ll make your pinky aaaall stinky.” - Jerri Blank

(Source: chamberlain)

131 notes

  1. helloitsnoon reblogged this from starvethebeat and added:
    Sedaris love for evers
  2. buzzardlovesong reblogged this from danburyshakes
  3. friskyflavoredlife reblogged this from shehadafever
  4. girlwhofarts reblogged this from terrorhawk
  5. terrorhawk reblogged this from starvethebeat
  6. devalina reblogged this from starvethebeat
  7. starvethebeat reblogged this from shehadafever
  8. shehadafever reblogged this from danburyshakes
  9. crusp reblogged this from danburyshakes
  10. danburyshakes reblogged this from airistheking
  11. crocodileblackpelvis reblogged this from profanecult
  12. stainbox reblogged this from pissflowers
  13. strange-obsessions reblogged this from allmenarerapists
  14. tooshytodie reblogged this from telepathicbeelzebuth
  15. thankyourmotherfortherabbits reblogged this from weednap
  16. clydefrogged reblogged this from pissflowers
  17. absolutelycurtainz reblogged this from pissflowers
  18. thefeelgoodqueen reblogged this from devilgrrrlfrommars
  19. thescentofdiscovery reblogged this from xxxxxxxxxxxxxo
  20. xxxxxxxxxxxxxo reblogged this from pissflowers
  21. allmenarerapists reblogged this from ihearyoulaughing